🍸🍸🍸🍸 168 Bars 🍸🍸🍸🍸
NOLA dive bars (and the not-so divey craft cocktail bars) that I have personally visited. My rating system includes the two vital key elements:
- Dive Level: how much of a ‘dive’ is the bar? (1 = fancy place… 5 = total dive!)
- Norm Factor: will everyone know your name… eventually? (1 = could care less about you… 5 = like family!)
I’ve begun to document locations of NOLA’s contributions to cocktail history. You can find little tidbits of cocktail inventions on the map, just look for the icon of a black quote.
I’ve also included a list of bars that have their own little bar cat… all of which the cat just showed up one day and became a regular or just didn’t leave.
New Orleans parish has outlawed smoking in bars, but bars in other parishes still allow smoking, as long as they aren’t classified a restaurant. The bars allowing smoking are noted as well.
All bars are allowed up to three video poker machines. The odds are pretty bad, about 93% return, and max bet being $4 to get the better odds, but they feature some interesting games you can’t find in casinos, and do auto-hold the best possible hand… so you can just button smash mindlessly for easy gambling fun. Talking to a bartender, these machines can make $15k-$20k a month. A fascinating economy for sustaining bars with $2 drinks. Every bar I’ve seen with $10 drinks never have video poker machines. I’m building a list of the ones I noticed that had nickel and penny denominations. You can spend a long time sitting there with a drink, enjoying playing with just a few dollars. All other bars are strictly quarter denominations and you don’t really want to start with anything less than $20 (just 80 credits). These smaller denominations are truly rare gems. You cash out with the bartender, if you were wondering.
Finally, I’ve included an overall rating of 1-5 for the overall general awesomeness. If it has a 5, you can bet I go there often, or wish I could. If it has a 2 or lower, definitely skip it.